so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Actions speak louder than pants.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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