Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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