playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We got so high we made milksteak
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
