I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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