I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
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But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
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Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators