check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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