she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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