two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
There's even glitter on my cock...
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