Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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