she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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