I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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