Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
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