Non-Jews are for practice
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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