i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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