She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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