if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
worst night to have a conscience
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
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I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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