We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i just google imaged poop.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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