If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
