woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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