his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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