She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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