Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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