Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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