yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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