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You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
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I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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