Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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