grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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