i barfeds in our rink
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
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I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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