margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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