She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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