I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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