Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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