so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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