I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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