is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Also, beer. Big fan.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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