All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Non-Jews are for practice
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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