I must be too annoying 4 u.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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