I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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