He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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