Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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