Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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