He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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