He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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