No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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