singing on the bus should be illegal
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
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He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.