I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.