Michael Bay diarrhea
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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