dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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