I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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