The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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