About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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