I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
My ATM looks so different sober.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
50% drunk capacity currently
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Randomize