Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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