This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
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This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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