Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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