his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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